"Balls Carrot," as he is called, was found at http://www.3pm.ca, a website that seems to take delight in this carrot's perversity. While we here at Nookie Cookies strongly disagree with the opinions of the carrot's owners, it would be immoral of us to not give them credit for it. Perhaps someday they will see the light of the Nookie Cookies Crusade and change their evil ways.